A Phone Call From God

Yesterday evening I received a phone call from God. Mind you it came from a number here on earth and it was a human voice but never the less it was a phone call from God. I was at a very low point and He had some things to say and he used a friend to say it. How else do you expain that she felt the need to call me right then even though she had messages to return and other things to do?

So...thanks to my friend for following God's orders. And thanks for loving me enough to yell at me and giving me a swift kick in the b***.

You know who you are.